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<div style="BORDER-RIGHT: #6595d6 0.75pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: #6595d6 0.75pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 8pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: #6595d6 0.75pt solid; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: #6595d6 0.75pt solid;"><p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 159.05pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 20.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-alt: solid #6595D6 .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 8.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="宋体">一群蚂蚁爬上了大象的背，但被摇了下来，只有一只蚂蚁死死地抱着大象的脖子不放，下面的蚂蚁大叫：掐死他，掐死他，小样，还</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">**</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">反了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 159.05pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 20.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-alt: solid #6595D6 .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 8.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">8.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="宋体">小孩把</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">* </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="宋体">院养的鹦鹉偷回家，一进门，鹦鹉便叫：搬家啦！看见</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">**</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="宋体">妈又叫：老板也换啦！看见他姐姐又叫：小姐也换了！看见他爸爸又叫：我</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">cao</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">还是老客！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 159.05pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 20.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-alt: solid #6595D6 .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 8.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">9.</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">漫漫人生路，谁不错几步！家庭要照顾，情人也得处！家里有个做饭的，外面养个心善的，对桌坐个好看的，远方有个思念的！保住二，守住一，发展三四五六七！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 159.05pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 20.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-alt: solid #6595D6 .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 8.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">10.</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">一只小狗爬上你的餐桌，向一只烧鸡爬去，你大怒道：你敢对那只烧鸡怎样，我就敢对你怎样，结果小狗舔了一下鸡屁股，你昏倒，小狗乐道：小样看谁狠。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 159.05pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 20.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-alt: solid #6595D6 .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 8.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">11.</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">传说今晚，阴魂不散，死光又现，鬼魂四处转！愿鬼听到我的呼唤，半夜来到你庆头，苍白的脸，幽绿的眼，干枯的手抚摸你的脸，代我向你说一句：晚安！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 159.05pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 20.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-alt: solid #6595D6 .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 8.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">12.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="宋体">男人，总是笑容满面，两眼放电，不是发病犯</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">*</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">，就是坑蒙拐骗！女人丰胸细腰，放荡风骚，不是掏你腰包，就是放你黑刀！这年月男怪女妖，小心中招啊！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 159.05pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 20.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; mso-border-alt: solid #6595D6 .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 8.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;">13.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="宋体">你走在路上，一母狗扑向你从你的脚上咬了一块肉，迅速吞下去，你伸脚正要踢它的时候，狗含着泪说：你打吧，反正我肚里已经有了你的骨肉！</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><p></p></span></p></div>

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