<>miss universe's last question<br>环球小姐最后一题<br>question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like<br>gentlemen.<br>美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........<br>美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……<br>(applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or<br>toro(bull)<br>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.<br>西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。<br>applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your<br>country?<br>问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like<br>gossip or rumors.<br>菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.<br>菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。<br>(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.<br>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.<br>伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。<br>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.<br>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms india: because it works day and night......<br>印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。<br>(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a<br>male organ in your country?<br>问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton<br>car.<br>马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.<br>马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。<br>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu<br>(afraid to lose).<br>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes<br>before the<br>show is over.<br>新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。<br>applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.<br>中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........<br>中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……</P><br>
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>miss universe's last question<br>环球小姐最后一题<br>question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like<br>gentlemen.<br>美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........<br>美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……<br>(applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or<br>toro(bull)<br>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.<br>西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。<br>applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your<br>country?<br>问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like<br>gossip or rumors.<br>菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.<br>菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。<br>(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.<br>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.<br>伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。<br>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.<br>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms india: because it works day and night......<br>印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。<br>(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a<br>male organ in your country?<br>问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton<br>car.<br>马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.<br>马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。<br>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu<br>(afraid to lose).<br>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes<br>before the<br>show is over.<br>新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。<br>applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!<br>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<br>question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br>问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br>ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.<br>中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。<br>question: how can you say so?<br>问：为什么呢？<br>ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........<br>中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……</P><br>
发表于 2005-8-31 04:44
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