Men Are Hard To Pleased男人很难取悦!!

大智 · 发表于 2004-12-2 03:05

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 男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
 男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
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align=center>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
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align=center>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
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align=center>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
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align=center>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
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align=center>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
 如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
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align=center>If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
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align=center>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
 如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
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align=center>but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
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>The moral of the story is.......
以上的故事告诉我们： 
Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ 
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

cpqlzzj · 发表于 2004-12-2 03:59

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>女人易变，弄得男人头疼，不知道她到底要什么。<

>她爱的时候，男人感动的手足无措不知如何是好，<

>以为这辈子再也不可能有第二个人这么忘我的爱自己了；<

>她恨起来的时候，男人起先是丈二和尚摸不着头脑，不知道是怎么伤了她的心，<

>听了女人的诉说，男人才会稍稍有点明白，所以开始还想为自己辩护几句，<

>但是很快发现他的辩解只能让女人更激动，赶紧在心里对自己说，快闭嘴。<

>但男人要是真的一言不发了，女人反而更伤心，她觉得你不在乎她。<

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安安姐 · 发表于 2004-12-2 03:44

嘻嘻，男人真得这么难取悦吗？还是让男人取悦我吧！！！

cpqlzzj · 发表于 2004-12-2 03:49

这里是男人的世界，安安姐

darkblackangel · 发表于 2011-3-28 22:17

很复杂啊……

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