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< ><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>美女<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>决定下重金<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>让自己瘦身<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>花十几万元以后<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>她觉得非常满意<FONT face="Times New Roman">!
</FONT>回家路上<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>在报摊<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>买了份报纸<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>找钱的时候<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>她问老板：<FONT face="Times New Roman">> </FONT>”<FONT face="Times New Roman">> </FONT>不好意思<FONT face="Times New Roman">,
</FONT>你猜我几岁？<FONT face="Times New Roman">"
</FONT>老板说<FONT face="Times New Roman">: "32"</FONT>她好高兴<FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT>”<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 47</FONT>啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT>”
接着<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>她去卖当劳<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>问柜台的小姐<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>同样的问题<FONT face="Times New Roman">.
</FONT>小姐说<FONT face="Times New Roman">: "</FONT>我猜<FONT face="Times New Roman">29"</FONT>她好高兴<FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT>”<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>不是<FONT face="Times New Roman">, 47</FONT>啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT>”<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>兴高采烈<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>她去街角的统一
超商<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>买包口香糖<FONT face="Times New Roman">.
</FONT>忍不住<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>又问那里的柜台小姐
小姐说<FONT face="Times New Roman">: "</FONT>嗯<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>我猜<FONT face="Times New Roman">30", </FONT>她好得意<FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT>”<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 47, </FONT>谢谢<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT>”
等公车的时候<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>她又问旁边的老头<FONT face="Times New Roman">.
</FONT>老头说：我七十八岁了<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>眼睛不好<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>看不出来<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT> 不过<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>年轻的时候<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>有种方法<FONT face="Times New Roman">,
</FONT>可以确定<FONT face="Times New Roman">:
</FONT>如果你让我把手伸进你的乳罩<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>我绝对可以知道你的年纪！
半晌无声<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT> 空旷的大街上<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT> 她终于忍不住好奇：<FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT>好吧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>你试试看<FONT face="Times New Roman">."
</FONT>老头把手<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>伸入她的衬衫<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>又伸进她的乳罩<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>开始缓慢而仔细地摸索<FONT face="Times New Roman">.
</FONT>几分钟以后<FONT face="Times New Roman">, ? ?</FONT>她说<FONT face="Times New Roman">:"</FONT>好了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT> 你猜我几岁？<FONT face="Times New Roman">"
</FONT>他又捏了最后一下<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT> 把手拿出来<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT> 说：<FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT>女士<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>妳<FONT face="Times New Roman">47</FONT>岁<FONT face="Times New Roman">."
</FONT>美女大吃一惊<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>讶异的问<FONT face="Times New Roman">: "</FONT>好厉害<FONT face="Times New Roman">! ? ?</FONT>你怎么知道<FONT face="Times New Roman">?"
"</FONT>保证不生气<FONT face="Times New Roman">?"
"</FONT>不生气<FONT face="Times New Roman">!"
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