转帖.电脑的烦恼

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">家里电脑总是热的，开水总是凉的；她的眼圈总是黑的，眼珠总是白的；我的白袜子总是花的，黑袜子总是硬的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">&nbsp; <br/>2.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">她去商场订购的电饭锅没给送来，叫我去质问。我去了，见她在送货单的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">地址</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">一栏写的是：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">去银行取钱，她把密码输了好几遍，仍然不对，惹得工作人员满脸狐疑。我急忙过去看，发现她输的是她电子邮件的密码。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">&nbsp; <br/>5.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">家里盘子不够用，我让她捎几个回来，她说，科技市场太远了，不知道你是要软盘硬盘还是光盘。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">&nbsp; <br/>6.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">老家养鸡的叔叔打电话过来，说近几天老是死鸡，看能不能捎这些方面的书回去。她说，这个我懂，最简单有效的办法就是重启。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">&nbsp; <br/>7.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">坐出租丢了包，好心的司机给送回家。一看是来还包的，她特别激动，第一句话就是：你</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">qq</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">号码是多少？我加你！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">&nbsp; <br/>8.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">我泡在脸盆里的蟹子跑了一只，动员全家找，结果她在冰箱后面找到了，并说，跑什么跑，上了网我也认识你！我一看，是一只蜘蛛。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">&nbsp; <br/>9.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">为她迷电脑，我们吵了架，我象征性地打她一下。她却恼了，趁我如厕的空，收拾大包小包回了娘家，临走留下便条一张，上书：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">55</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">555</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">5555</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">88</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">886</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">，落款是：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">7.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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